my dude

Originating in NYC, not in jersey... meaning my friend, homie, my son, and my nig

yo my dude wats good,wat u dealin wit.
my dude u wylin

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Dude Magnet

When a girl attracts men all the time, without much effort. Similar to the phrase "Babe-magnet", but for a lady.

Man 1: Oi mate, that Charlie, she's a total dude magnet, rakes them in by the pub-full.

Man 2: Not surprised, look at the arse on that!

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bad dude

Someone bad enough to rescue the President.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? The Bad Dudes are.

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DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.

"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."

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whatever dude

1. Used to ignore anothers comments.
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass

1. Yeah sure, WHATEVER DUDE.
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"

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Morning Dude

1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).

2. See Morning wood

1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?

2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.

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dude lunch

A luncheon date event with a person which inspires feelings of awkward discomfort, or an obligatory although unpleasant experience.

Dude, hanging out with your Chad friends is such a dude lunch.

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