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an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.
dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.
a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor
i watched Thomas the tank engine!
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A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.
The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.
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The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.
Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"
You: "I'll take $5000 for it."
Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."
You: "fuck..."
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i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it
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a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.
We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.
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The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."
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