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when a guy is giving a girl head, for extra pleasure he reaches around and fists her asshole
jeff french horned jenny last night
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A dong is attached to the exterior top of a helmet and worn by one person who moves around a darkened room filled with nude lubricated men in an attempt to find orifices to insert said dong.
Brad and Jonathan couldn't decide who would be the first horn of Odin recipient that evening.
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When giving it to some chick (or man, if you swing that way) in the ass, and the recipient of the cock farts while the cock is still penetrating the anal cavity.
"Dude! She wanted it anal last night and I gave it to her, but right before I blew my load, she gave me a fog horn."
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When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.
"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."
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The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.
French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.
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An unattractive woman.
"I was kinda disappointed with the turn-out at that party. All I saw were horn-scrapers."
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Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.
"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"
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