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stupide little homestuck boy. compulsive masturbator. carseatheadrest listener. radiohed enjyer. shinnie. joker kin. kokichi apologst. mlp liker. homophobe. evil EVIL LITTLEMAN. slur slinger. twitter user. 4'8 wtf littl e baby man ew. dsmp liker.....
this songplays whn he wlks in a room
Intro
Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
Verse 1
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(Four, three, two, Fuck you)
Chorus
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
neo
Neo is a guy who sucks all of his friends dicks even while he has a girlfriend. Then he dumps her and acts like he was the one who got dumped, like a loser
10/10 girl"My boyfriend broke up with me and now he's acting like neo! "
Girl "damn. I hate neos. "
*Crush Version*
He is a little shy, but knows the best ways to make you feel comfortable. He can make you dream about him every night. He wants to be your girlfriend, but you two are too shy. You both love being near each other and blush when talking.
Neo loves to show the things he loves and he loves people who listens to him.
Neo: "Hey, do you know ___"
You: "Yes, I love them!"
*both blushes*
The best person you will ever meet. She can be incredibly loyal and protective to the people she cares about. When she becomes comfortable and opens up to you, it's like watching a flower bloom or watching stars sparkle and the sky light up. Neo is absolutely incredible and perfect in everything she does, she may not always see it herself but it's true. When fate brings you and Neo together you will wish it would have been sooner and from the second I started talking to her I felt like I'd known her for many lifetimes. Like our souls have always been intertwined and our hearts were always destined to be next to eachother.
"I love you Neo, for eternity" ~Mya
the husband of taeil and honestly all of nct hell , he one of them homiehopper mfs but i love him and iโm happy heโs in my life๐ซ๐ซ
NEO IS SO AMAZING I LOVE HIM SM
Neo is the most sexy man on earth. He gets all the girls with his 12 inch Penis. Neo often has brown hair and eyes and the girls love him
Girl 1: OMG, look at Neo, he's so sexy and he got a big dick
Girl 2: Yeah he got a big dick and he is so sexy with his brown hair
He loves roblox and goes to school regulary. He loves school so much he cries during summer vacation because he knows he wont go to school very long.he's a little ๐ป๐๐๐ถ๐๐
neo:i can't wait to go to school!!