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Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!
— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!
When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
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A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.
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When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?
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The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye
Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation
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generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"
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