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The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.
Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!
As shown on Sex Drive. when he/she gives a blow job with a minty in his/her mouth causing a cool sensation
first dude - "dude I was with this chick last night and she totally gave me a pepper mint patty"
second dude - "yeah that sounds kinda weird, how did it feel?"
first dude - "like I'd never need to clean my dick again"
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Prepare yourself for some serious shit. Adapted from "prepare your anus."
You'd better pepper your angus for leg day today.
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The best soft drink in the history of history. Scientists are still debating weather it was invented by god or Chuck Norris.
If you touch my Dr. Pepper, I will amputate your arm and beat you to death with it.
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1. A baby who is made to be cuter than the babies of reality, who as a result is a statistical anomaly in the natural baby kingdom.
2. A feeling, not experienced by the baby per second, but more the feeling that is given off by the infant in question.
That's a real Dr. Pepper Baby if I ever saw one.
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Dr. Pepper is to white people what kool aid is to black people.
D'quan: Man, whacho favorite drink?
Chad: Well, my favorite drink is...
D'quan: Wait, you white so its gotta be Dr. Pepper
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Jesus in a can...
When He said "Hey this is my blood drink this up and you'll be awesome forever..." Yeah. Last Supper.
Well He wasn't talking about wine, that was Dr. Pepper in that Holy Grail. The whole "Last Supper" painting was about them arguing who would get the last sip of Dr. Pepper.
Again, that stuff is literally Jesus in a can.
Exerpt from rough draft of the Bible:
Luke 22:20
"And in the same way He took the cup after they had eaten, saying, "This cup which is filled with Dr. Pepper and poured out for you is the new covenant in My blood."
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