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Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.
"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."
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Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.
See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.
Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure
A Sheet-Fiend is someone who goes places just to try and have sex with as many people as he can while they are there. Common places these people go to are Night clubs, parties, strip clubs, essentially they go to places where there's gonna be a lot of horny people.
"Yo did you see what Jacob was doing last night at the party?"
"No, What was he doing this time?"
"He was being a TOTAL Sheet-Fiend"
"Sounds about right"
A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.
As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.