Random
Source Code
Random
When a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. When the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.
'You're swimming with your shirt on?'
'That's my hair shirt asshole!'
15👍 72👎
a ad that is always on the side of urban dictionary.they know no one will even click on the thing but they put it on there anyways.
a guy in a baseball game is wearing a shirt with a donkey in boxing gloves. right across his crotch the words "donkey punch" are in huge letters.
2👍 5👎
what happens when you run out of toilet paper
dude all you have is brown shirts what happened to the white ones
3👍 5👎
The oversized T-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. When wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.
Her: Did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?
Him: What guy?
Her: That guy, the one in the blubber shirt.
2👍 5👎
A person whose quality of work is so poor that they are bound to be fired. Based on the Star Trek characters that suck so much at their job that they end up getting killed on always missions while all of the other officers don't even break a sweat.
Holly doesn't even know enough about her job to make a single decision. She can't even understand the basics of here own job. What a red shirt.
9👍 39👎
A button up shirt with loud print ,usually worn by middle aged men who have given up on fashion or think they are being funny.Usually paired with dad jeans
Oh god,that guys wearing a hawaiin shirt.
3👍 12👎
When a guy repeatedly lifts up his shirt for no apparent reason, other than to show off his stomach or the waistband of his boxers.
“Oh, he’s such a shirt-lifter, he’s always got his belly out!”
2👍 7👎