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somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....
Jack is such a smurf herfer....
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A papa smurf is when you are getting head from a female and you stick your dick in a bucket of dark blue paint. Then you precede to cock slap the bitch with it right in her face time after time to get the full smurf effect. After this is done, the male will then bring out some pubes that were died white and cut recently. You will throw it on the girls face and apply the white beard to the female by using your own homemade glue, your cum. The Papa Smurf is very pleasurable and is reccomended for people everywhere. The Papa Smurf is great for those who enjoy a good Abraham Lincoln. Once you go blue, you know what to do. The Papa Smurf is a timeless classic.
A Papa Smurf is when you make the girls face blue and give her a homemade beard. Not reccomended for people over 65 because the experience may induce an instant heart attack due to the greatest sexual experience in their old lives.
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a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.
Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"
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An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!
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To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!
"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"
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A name for a member of the law enforcement.
"Yeah thats how these coppers work, they're all rotten jerks, pigs, uncle toms, and papa smurfs." No Days Off by Juelz Santana
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to "whip" someone on the ass with you finger-tips in a wrist-flicking action that can be quite painfull if doen correctly.
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"Ow you smurfed me ya douchebag! What was that for?"
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