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Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022


Pod store

Any chain store like a Dollar general Walmart etc. This is a reference to pod people. (invasion of the body snatchers)

I can't believe they're building another CVS. What a pod store.stupid chains are ruining the independents.

by Miggy5126 November 28, 2018


separator store

Aka gift store, gift shop. Coined because it separates a man from his money.

When travelling I always stop at the local separator store to pick up souvenirs for my kids.

by DMMsGal September 26, 2021


caca store

A retail store that sells low-quality merchandise.

I wouldn't buy anything at that caca store because anything you buy in there will break in a day or two.

by DuWayne November 07, 2019


stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023


Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023


VOSO Store

One of the best leading Retail Business franchises in India It is a one-stop solution to start Your Own Business with Multiple Services such as DMT, Mobile Recharge, Utility Bill Payments (Powered by BBPS & NPCI), Travel (Bus, Flight, and Hotel Booking), Insurance, Amazon Easy and Many More.

Voso store is an leading franchise in India

by Jayant Voso November 25, 2021