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North of Escondido and South of Temecula. There's two main identifiers when talking about the location of your house: either MacTan, or Near The High School. Speaking of the high school, if you live near it then there's nothing interesting to do within 10 miles of your house (not like there's anything interesting here anyways even in the main part). If you want to go anywhere you have to go down "The Grade," which is the nickname for Valley Center Road (not to be confused with Cole Grade Road).Chances are if you're a kid and you moved here with you're family from a city like Escondido , you'll already want to move back. People like to call it a rural town while it's really the suburbs, without an H.O.A. so lot's of people have small farms. THe only interesting thing for kids to do here is wreak havoc on all the old people. If you live here its mandatory to join the Valley Center Friends facebook page and make posts about lost dogs, and complain about everything (especially the 700-something new houses being built). You also have to be very hypocritical to be a true resident here. If you live here you've definitely been in a car accident with a pick up truck either on The Grade or at the Cool Valley/Cole Grade intersection. Lots of people here drive pickup trucks and most of them have a really small penis.
Resident 1 talking to resident 2 who just moved here: "oh so you're new to Valley Center! What part do you live in?"
Resident 2: "Near the high school!"
Friend 1 (who lives in Valley Center, talking to friend 2 who lives in Esco): "Yo I'm coming down to you're place, Valley Center has nothing to do."'
Friend 2: "Aight just don't get in an accident coming down the grade."
Hypocrite: "Oh my god I hate driving down the grade to get groceries. But that new Vons they're building here is absolutely evil, im going to protest it on facebook.
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Native Hispanic residents of the Texas Rio Grande Valley (Harlingen, Brownsville, McAllen) of presumed low socio-economic and educational status.
George Bush: Who are we going to get to build that wall for us.
Emily: We can hire those damn Valley Rats that are waiting in the Race Track parking lot. You can just pay them cash and not worry about taxes.
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A rad place next to Las Vegas. Home to the Moapa Valley Pirates. 3A Champions in Football, Volley Ball, Base Ball, and many other sports.
"Did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Moapa Valley kicks ass!"
sigh "Pshh EVERYBODY knew that!"
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rich in the northern part but overrun with gangs in the southern part.Have you heard of Memorial and Central high school??THOSE SCHOOLS ARE OVERRUN WITH GANGS
and to think that you r safe just because you are out of queens county...THINK AGAIN
people get robbed here 24/7
gangs run territory over here..
ayo man lets go 2 central
word I heard someone got shot at valley stream
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A village in Nassau County where residents pay top dollar to live around snobs and ghetto trash. Depending on where you live in the town, you'll be greeted by massive diversity that increases every year. If you send your white boys to a minority-majority school there, they'll be bullied and harassed on a daily basis - especially if their last name doesn't end in a vowel. The teachers will only step in if the white kid does anything to defend himself.
Why are taxes so high in Valley Stream just to live around ghetto trash and liberal snobs?
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MIchael Chivers - A Boy who has 10 girlfriends and goes shoe shopping every tuesday.
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Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York.
The Confusion:
I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.
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