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An annual holiday that last a year where you can burn a furry with fire and they cant fight back.
The furry burnt and died as it was burn a furry year
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A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.
Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."
Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
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The first ever Urban Dictionary Word of the Day (December 30, 2004).
Number four years are pretty interesting...You should check them out sometime...
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13 year olds are defined as creatures with raging hormones and lots of zits. they are often called dumb, naive and immature. tbh that's not entirely true not all of us are like that.
eg: "omg, I'd never date a 13 year old."
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A child. Almost a teen. Also used as a stereotype as this stupid fortnite addict with zero to no brain cells whatsoever. I've seen 24 year olds more immature than 12 year olds. *cough, cough JAKE PAUL cough, cough. And even not all are dumb, obnoxious and fortnite addicts. Some are actually chill and nice people. Also to those teens out there, you were 12 once too. Like, has that ever crossed your mind? Conclusion. Honestly this age is the worst time to be alive. There is some people who actually like people this age. And me, being 15 I have learned that this stereotype is inaccurate.
Someone: Ewwww a 12 year old, I bet he watches the dream SMP and plays fortnite.
Someone else: Not all are bad, and even some are better people than you.
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Recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:
-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>
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