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Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.
Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.
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any hideous slower-then-shit honda or the like that sounds like a weed eater.
guess what, i have a vehicle that sounds like it has something bigger then a lawn mower engine.
i never lost to a ricer in my stock jeep cherokee or my fullsize chevy w/160k miles and engine probs.
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To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.
If this doesn't work nothing will.
He gave her a right 'Damien Ricing' last night.
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A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
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A slutty girl that hangs out with guys that drive ricers in order to get:
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laid
in an accident
Smart guy: Damn you see all those rice beezys at the wal-mart parking lot with all the honda guys?
Lame dude: yeah I got with like 4 of them
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When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.
Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.
Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.
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A person who enjoys self isolation but complains about being alone
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