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ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 30, 2022


Thought mog

To easily be persuaded to change ones mind, often associated with double booking events.

I've got tickets for something on the Friday night (thought mog totally committed to it)

by Touch my goat August 4, 2022


Thought mog

To easily change one's mind, often associated with double booking events.

I've got tickets for something on the Friday night (thought mog totally committed to it)

by Touch my goat August 4, 2022


Thought Said

Responding to an issue or question in your mind, not verbally

Question. Do you mind covering my shift ?
Response. Sure ...then thought said...I have no plans other than accommodating your life.

by Sperson April 7, 2018


In my thoughts

To acknowledge that you are thinking about one or more things.

I'm in my thoughts right now.

by The imperial skateboard p August 12, 2022


I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019


homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016