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When after sex the man pulls out and discovers both his Johnson and nuts are throughly drenched with period blood.
Guy: O' fuck baby i think I'm gonna puke
Girl: Why?
Guy: You gave me a red tiger!
Girl:What?
Guy: Your bleeding out your vag bitch!
Girl: Fail
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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight
Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
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Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.
Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."
Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"
Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."
Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"
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the act of making a grabbing motion on an unsuspecting friends chest as if you are ripping their heart out.
other techniques consist of different animal features
David: you just cant Tiger-Claw! someone while there staring at you Kevin. you have to wait till they arnt suspecting it.
(travis walks up)
Travis: TIGER-CLAW! (grabs david's chest with "tiger claw hand")
David: like that....
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To be a "tiger underwater" means to be really, really angry (or "super-pissed"). Taken from the actual event of a tiger being underwater. Upon searching "tigers underwater" on Google images, you will find that every single tiger underwater is abnormally upset with everything around it.
Ways to use it include:
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"
"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"
"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".
"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
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When one goes down on a girl who still has her tampon in, thus pulling it out with there teeth and the shaking there head all around resulting in thing red strips on the checks.
Herrin " Hey Otak what are those red stripes on your checks?"
Otak " Ohh the wife was on the rag last night and i saw it as a opportunity to earn my Tiger Whiskers."
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The "cream of the fight, rising up to meet the challenge of our rivals".
If you've ever been to an American high school basketball game, watched one of the "Rocky" movies (I don't know which one it was), or listened to the radio enough you've probably heard this song playing. (It's by the band Survivor, who appear to have been a one-hit-wonder.) It's all about fighting for your life and your dreams, or something like that.
The "eye of the tiger" can be anything that's a really big challenge that you must overcome to reach the top, or your full potential as a person.
"It's the eye of the tiger it's the cream of the fight/ Rising up to meet the challenge of our rivals"- Survivor, "Eye of the Tiger"
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