Tire Boat Captain

A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.

Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.

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screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

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Fat Tire Homo

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

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backyard tire fire

The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.

He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.

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rotate some tires

To go for a drive with some freinds and try to pick up chicks

lets go rotate some tires man!

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Dead Dick Tired

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

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Tire Loving Fag

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

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