how many more wives do you have?

a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.

dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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Where do you live? (eifo ata chai)

A term in Hebrew which is used to clarify to someone that he is awkwardly not up to date, it also suggests that that someone has no friends whatsoever. It is accompanied by a patronizing look on the face of the one who says it.

Dude 1 : dude! John and Susan broke up!
Dude 2 : man..where do you live..? they broke up last week.

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do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.

Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."

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Not wanting anything to do with you.

Exactly what it means. Not sending anymore facebook messages, texts,. may include slamming doors if the person you don't want to be involved with shows up at your house.

Sarah: I am not wanting anything to do with you.

Mark: Baby give me one more chance!

Sarah: *slams door*

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

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do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

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Do you know where Thanos keeps his rocks?

The phrase a tweaker says when they're looking for some tweak on the street but want to be incognito about it.

Pino was looking for some meth when he started scream "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THANOS KEEPS HIS ROCKS?!"

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