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The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
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A dot that people stared at for 12+ hours
Look at the zero point thats so cool
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points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
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The new method of Street Cred. Unlike it's sister definition, Thug Points can be earned by even the whitest whities, and the nerdiest nerds.
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
Mike:"Hey richy, i just waved at that hot-ass mother bitch."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
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Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
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the point where you ask a girl to give you a blowjob,
"will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"
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Before you ejaculate, the female raises her hands in the form of a field goal and you try to score!!
After hooking up with this girl last night I went for the extra point and made it!!!
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