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The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
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To eat ass out with jelley or other type of dressing
I got my salid tossed yester day in cell block 9
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Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
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That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.
I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
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For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.
Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.
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A toss-noggin is the name that cool kids give to less cool kids when making a demeaning comment in a lighthearted manner.
Tony: *generic racism*
Steven: Stop being racist you toss-noggin
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A video found on YouTube, showing a soldier in Iraq throwing a puppy over a cliff and shrugging afterwards. The video itself could possibly be fake, due to the fact the puppy did not move throughout the whole video and the sound of the puppy itself didn't change in volume when thrown.
The dog could have possibly been already dead and found on the side of the road.
Everyone is angry over the puppy toss. Analyze it first!
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