fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

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Toss salid

To eat ass out with jelley or other type of dressing

I got my salid tossed yester day in cell block 9

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toss paste

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.

"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"

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tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.

I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.

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hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

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Toss-noggin

A toss-noggin is the name that cool kids give to less cool kids when making a demeaning comment in a lighthearted manner.

Tony: *generic racism*
Steven: Stop being racist you toss-noggin

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tossed out

When a woman gets her ass and pussy eaten at the same time by at least 2 upstanding gentlemen (or ladies).

She was getting tossed out in the shower after having a devil's 3-way.

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