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A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A company/corporation which is not actually real, used in a Netflix Show named “Some Assembly Required” and is a toy company creating toys, and in every end of every episode, 1 new toy is introduced, and a commercial for it is shown. People who own it started with Knickknack. Literally, his name is Knickknack. He founded the “company” (that’s not real), and then second came Candace Wheeler, a mean woman who created GARBAGE toys, and pretended to be Knickknacks girlfriend. Then came uhh.. who was it? Oh yeah, Jarvis, the present owner of Knickknack Toys, who is the main character (based on your opinion) of Some Assembly Required
“Knickknack Toys is a fake company, but I wanted to buy one of they’re toys!”
Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
They are not cool from any angle. They are waste of money. I don't recommend even looking at some uncool stuff like that
A toy designed for puppies to play with.
I got a puppy toy for a puppy to play with.
The top second basemen on the Severn Admirals; the pinnacle of sex appeal and the male body standard
"Why am I hard?"
"The Toy must be near."
A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound