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Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.
sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.
a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine
Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''
Girl: Why are you walking funny?
Man: I've been skyped up the wrong 'un?
Flip-a-bitch : referring to making a U-turn.
Unable to make a U-turn
Grant- Should I flip a bitch?
Charlie- Yeah dude just do it.
Grant- But it's un-flip-a-bitch-able!!!
1) When a delegate at a model united nations conference is unwilling or too lazy to write a resolution of their own but instead walks around endlessly looking for other groups to invade
2) Anyone unwilling to write their own ideas down so the find a group looking for sponsers of a resolution and once said group is found takes over while never inputting any ideas
MUN delegate 1- hey do you need another sponser? ive got some good ideas....
MUN delegate 2- yeah sure! so what do you think?
MUN delegate 1- well i actually have nothing to input but since you put me down im just going to take over and do all of the talking ok?
MUN delegate 2- ew your a Model UN reso hopper.... loser
When you just want to be a pizza but you wanna be fancier (yep)
-What is wrong with you?
-JE SUIS UNE PIZZA
Commonly thought to be "Soy Un Perdedor," which is actually completely stupid. Actually translating to "I'm a loser," this phrase is from the song "Loser" by Beck.
Sur un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?