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A state college located on Mullica Hill Rd./Route 322 in Glassboro, New Jersey. It is about 20 minutes outside of Camden, and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. It is in the middle of a mildly dangerous, but still boring town, so all the students can do for fun is party and drink, which they do almost every day of the week. The police officers are too busy cracking down on underage drinking and public indecency on campus to worry about the rest of the town. The student body consists of bros and sluts who think they are hipsters. They have one of the corniest mascots in the country - the Profs (an owl) - and two of the worst school colors, brown and gold. Their administration offices are so slow and careless that they cost their students time, money, and good opportunities.
Rowan Student: "I'm gonna go to this party and drink until I black out. You've probably never heard of the place."
Regular Person: "A bro acting like a hipster...do you go to Rowan University?"
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A really awesome college in gorgeous Selinsgrove, PA, where really creative, awesome students spend their weeks at classes and their weekends anywhere from Bounceplex (a really cool trampoline place), to the movies, to sick parties that don't stop, and can watch the sunset over beautiful fields of grass or go to TRAX and dance forever.
I spent a really great weekend at Susquehanna University
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Bryant University is a school with a beautiful campus, great business programs,nice social atmosphere, and a great job placement program upon graduation. Those Bentley fuckers only talk shit about Bryant because they're in secure, and let's face it, if it were a "shitty" or "safety" school, Bentley wouldn't actually make fun of it. Obviously Bryant is a legitimate rival to Bentley, so Bentley,being the pompous little rich kids they are, have to sling shit at Bryant.
Bryant University grads do as well as just about anybody else in the business world (Ask Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric, and he'll reaffirm this, one of many references), and those insecure Bentley cumstains can fuck off.
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An extremely expensive University located in the mountains of Malibu overlooking the Pacific. Walk through the student parking lots and you are sure to see at LEAST a handful of cars that are more expensive than your house back in your hometown. Everyone here is either a Bibling-thumping Jesus Freak or parties so hard that they hardly remember their weekends--there is no middle ground here. Best part of Pepperdine is definitely the overseas program...that and making rich friends who will buy you anything you want.
Person 1: Dude I got into Pepperdine University!
Person 2: Unless you have friends at USC be ready to pray to jesus everyday for the next four years
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A great university known for its beautiful campus, business school, and attractive women with questionable morals. It is a fantastic place to spend four years and well-respected amongst future employers from almost any field. Many people speak negatively of the University either because they can't gain admission, can't afford it, or they go to a university in Ohio that won't get them a job when they graduate. In any case, it has its problems, as does any school, such as over-privileged students with no concept of money or the real world. However, it has many students that are paying for school with loans and hard work. Also, it is the quintessential college campus.
Miami University is the best university in Ohio.
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The best college on the east coast in terms of drinking, women, and anything else involving a good time! A college with a campus full of the most beautiful southern belles and guys who know style way before everyone else.
Hey dude, you want to go to JMU or UVA this weekend? No way man, I'm tired of associating myself with those dorks. Let's hit up Radford for an amazing time with the best girls the best parties ever!
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A small Catholic wonderland located outside of Dallas in a suburb called Irving. Though the average student may obey the rules or pray for fun, a typical UD-er shares an increased spiritual perceptiveness and an above average intelligence. Academics are intense, professors are involved, Deans eat in the campus dining hall, and unlike most colleges- dedicated monagamous relationships are cool.
Not to be associated with other religious institutions in the area such as SMU, Baylor University, or TCU.
Abbreviated as UD, not to be confused with Urban Dictionary.
"You go to the University of Dallas?"
"Yes, work hard, pray hard."
"Say what?"
"That's how we roll... like the boulder on Jesus' grave."
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