Virtual Vagina

A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.

Dont touch that pillow, i use it as my virtual Vagina.

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vagina mongrel

Mongrel is defined as mixed ancestry. Vagina Mongrel is defined as a vagina used up by many different races of cock. They are experts when it comes to crime scene investigations by tasting dried semen off of the floor to identify the origin of the specimen. Vagina Mongrels often find unsuspecting males of the preteen age range. They lure them in with promises of popsicles and candy. Vagina Mongrels originate from French Canadia and have been rejected by all surrounding areas due to the high risk of catching the Vagina Mongrels STDs. They are experts in fauxkaki, a bukaki knock off consisting of the Vagina Mongrel in the middle of several boys jizzing only in the eyes and ears of the Mongrel.

I was involved in some trickeration from that Vagina Mongrel! Now my cock is on fire, Thanks Sara!

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vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

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Vagina Bear

Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc.

"Hey, why are you so tired lately?"
"Well, I got attacked by the vagina bear yesterday, it's a bloody mess!"
"The vagina bear has come out to play again."

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cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

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vagina bullet

Simply put - a tampon.

Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.

Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."

Husband: (awkward silence)

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sloppy vagina

a pussy that is so loose and full of cum no other word but sloppy could describe it

your grandmother has a sloppy vagina

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