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A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.
Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!
Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.
Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.
When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."
"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.
Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.
Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!
Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.
I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.
ultra amazing spidey looking guy. So hot and can pull every girl within a 5 mile radius. Honestly if ur married stay away from him, coz once u see his glistening face there is no turniing back
vegan legit is ultra fineeeee. Pusshing peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee