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A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.
He is such a Clobber-Waffle!
A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.
Omg that guy is such a thot waffle.
When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour
That Neo Waffle was bomb af
When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.