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When you know you’ve got it made and are personally off the hook with what will likely be zero prison time.
Having a lengthy military and intelligence background as Michael does, he knew how to pull out all the needed information to be in like Flynn.
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"Its like" usually followed by a unbelievable statement.
Its like...
"Its like, having an alarm clock with no alarm..."
"Its like, having a tv with no tv licence..."
"Its like, buying a porn subscription with no arms..."
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ur not bout it or not like that
him: mann i never cheat
her: ur not cut like that
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An annoying feature in Facebook that allows people to positively acknowledge a post, image, or video without actually engaging in any form of meaningful conversation or dialogue.
Person #1's Facebook status update: "Man, I wish people would take the time to actually post meaningful comments on the stuff I post instead of just pressing the Like Button"
Person #2 and 3 others like this
Person #1: "God dammit!"
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When someone "likes" your status and so you feel compeled to "like" a status of theirs in order to pay them back
Dude, he liked my status and i never thought we were friends...and now i feel like i owe him a courtesy like.
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When you're about to "Like" something on Facebook, but you withhold when you realize the original poster is someone you don't like.
"Chris has such interesting posts and over 1000 friends who all seem like active Facebookers...why is his wall so bare?"
"I bet he's got a lot of ghost Likes."
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