u finna die

A way of telling someone to politely STFU or u gon die (used in argument)

Jim: "I hate you"
Dan:"U finna die"

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As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

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die in a pit of fire

Something you say to people, or electronics, that are being uncooperative.

“DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT PHONE!!” *smashes phone against wall*

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eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.

eat a dick and die, Jeffrey epstein

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Did he die

A youtube fad where a user will comment 'did he die' if a person in the video falls, gets even mildly injured, or for any other unrelated reason.

Sometimes the comment will be in a different form where the user states a explanation accompanied with 'he died.'

The people who do this are either trying to be funny or piss people off, in which case the latter usually occurs.

*Kid flips off dirtbike*
Asshole128: omg did he die?

or

Asshole393: i heard that he broke his ribs and then he died.

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eat shit and die

It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.

Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'

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Did he die?

A term, originating from FailBlog users, used as a response to a video that consists of people being injured, although many seem to use this term for any form of fail

There may be variations of the term, such as "Did he death?", "Is he died?", "Did he died" and "He died"

*Video of man falling over*

Viewer 1: Did he die?
Viewer 2: Did he death?
Viewer 3: Yeah, he died
Viewer 4: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NOBODY DIED!

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