Gold Panning

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.

I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.

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gold shine

Old south term for when a black guy with gold teeth smiles.

Let me see your gold shine, let me see your gold shine.

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comedy gold

Used to describe an incredibly good joke. Most commonly used for sex jokes, inside jokes, or anything that isn't funny at all.

Guy 1: What's big, white, and hard?
Guy 2: A dinosaur bone?
Guy 1: No! MAH DIHCK!
Guy 2: That was "hilarious"! Comedy gold right there, man!

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Gold rush

To take a large poop in your friends shower then smash it through the shower grate until essentially only the corn is left.

My boy didn’t pay the rent, so I gold rushed the place.

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Gold Digger

Chris- A half man, half sponge that mooches.

Yo, that gold digger dug and dug till he found her loot.

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argos gold

See Argos cash, but where leprechauns/the Irish are involved.

"McKay, your leprechauns have got you a lot of Argos Gold."

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Gumby Gold

out of control gold, because gumby is out of control

dude is fucking made of gum come on how in control could he be

yo im gumby ballin with my ice and my gumby gold ya heard meh yea ytcracker is the greatest rapper

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