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A bad ass down to earth guy who socializes in a small circle but it well known by many, the type of guy who will get rich and make everyone shocked at how successful he has become.
WOW ! you've turned into a right Bradley Winter ! you've made millions !
The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would
No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…
when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.
girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...
The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room
"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"
The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter