Rural Dictionary

New York Yankees

the root of all known evil, past and present.

the Yankee$ lost the World Series to Florida...hahahahahaha

by Yankee$_suck November 17, 2003

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This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.

I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

by the next big porn star July 28, 2009

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Rome New York

A small city of confused white people where half of them don't know where they want to be rednecks or thugs and the rest are constantly selling food stamps paying $15 for a hooker shoplift at Fastrac and smoking Marlboro Reds

Confused? Go to Rome New York you will fit right in

by Mikesmithwrana January 16, 2018

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New York Yankees

1. An American League baseball team with 26 World Championships and 39 A.L. pennants

2. The Bronx Bombers

3. The most storied dynasty in sports

3. Pedro Martinez' and Brian Pratt's daddy

"The Yankees are my daddy" - Pedro Martinez

by G-Money October 14, 2004

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