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Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?
Fred: What's that?
Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.
Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!
Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
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the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.
me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
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Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!
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When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.
Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
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A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
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a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.
Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
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A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.
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