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Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground
Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.
“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”
When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut
by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.
“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”