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When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something
I just face farted and it smelled so bad!
Not doing what you're supposed to be doing ,goofing off
You guys are fuk farting around and not gett8ng anything done
The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.
Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it
Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*