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Hym "Well!? Call back you fucking clown! Why call me from a number I can't redial and not even have the patience to wait 30 seconds so I can turn off my Bluetooth? Wtf is wrong with you?"
That was called a call-back you humorless dork.
Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”
Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back
When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night
I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.
When a woman has back fat all down her posterior its looks like sausages all the way down
Damn I can't hit that from behind, I don't want to look at back sausages
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP
if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh
person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-
person 1: why are you like this