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The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
A slang term for payday or any time when one is receiving money. Derives from the word "Tubbies" referencing the yet to be released Harriet Tubman $20 bills.
Person 1: Want to go to the zoo tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke right now, got to wait until Friday.
Person 1: what's on Friday?
Person 2: I get paid, it's tubbie time!
Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.
CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”
When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!
Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!