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When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting
I wanna lick your butt <3
A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?
Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work
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a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.
i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.
When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.
I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.
A fart released in a class room
Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase