What the Diddy?

When something is so strange and potentially 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 that you must verbally exclaim "What the diddy?"

person 1: I want to get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
person 2: erm, what the diddy?

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touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.

Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

what's the burn?

what's up?
what's happening?

'Yo Foo, whats the burn dude?

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

what’s ur W?

A common expression used to express the curiosity of what someone is doing. Similar to asking “wyd”, or “what’s plots,” in a more elegant and sophisticated matter.

I’m gonna go get drunk at mimosas rn; What’s ur W?

What’s ur W tn?