A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
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When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.
Based on true story.
John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.
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A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.
I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.
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A famous song for Gay Men who enjoy being butt-fucked. or To be fucked in the anal area
Gay Man 1 : You wanna What What in the Butt?
Gay Man 2 : Hell yeah !!!
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a non binary person's buttocks
phil gets more non binary butt than a unisex toilet seat ugh
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One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.
"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."
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Wearing absolutely nothing at all. No clothing what so ever.
When I walked in the bedroom the girl was butt ass naked.
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