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Fart Hazard

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.

Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.

by Rocket_Scooter August 30, 2017


meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 24, 2014


mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013


fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness July 1, 2022


Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.

These baked beans made me double part fart.

by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021


Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!

by electricalparade June 7, 2024


Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!

by electricalparade June 7, 2024