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The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."
Where one accidentally breaks a clock for a unnecessary reason. It's not sure how they break a clock, but whatever reason, it must be stupid
Because she didn't want that clock anymore, she accidentally Time Break it.
In time Break wird das leben beider Spieler auf das Maximum von 1240 gesetzt und ab da beginnt dann der time break.
Das leben beider time Break Spieler ist gleich.
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
a common homebrewed rule in a number of roleplaying games by which a player may declare an answer to a question if it is acknowledged that the gm is taking too long to give an answer.
ok. we have waited long enough. I'm invoking the time savers right.
When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally
My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.