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When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.
Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.
When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present
Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”
booty fart- Noun/Verb When you’re fucking a bitch in her ass and she farts but ends up sharting on your cock
dylan: i was fucking this bitch and she had a booty fart
A foogie fart is when you fart while at a disco.
Her: Hey, it smells awful in here.
Him: Yeah, I think someone foogie farted.
Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.
Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.
What Selena Gomez does in her free time.
"I'm farting Carrots"
An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!