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A MacGruber Classic: A soon-to-be infamous snarky comeback
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the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.
Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
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When you're butt naked in a place or situation where you shouldn't be, you're butt ass naked.
Holy fuck, that clown is butt ass naked.
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The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.
I totally gave this dude a swedish butt plunger last night.
A powerful cocktail and emetic consisting of Advocaat, cherryade and the residues from as many half-finished drinks as are available. Can be topped up with new residues as the night progresses and be used as a forfeit in a drinking game or reserved for the less discerning attendants at a party. Vomited arsehole butt fuck indelibly stains concrete patio slabs.
Mike: Jesus! Is that guy vomiting blood?
Bob: No, he just drank a pint of arsehole butt fuck.
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a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie
random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin
When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!