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When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.
I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.
Somebody who makes it seem like a special thing that two couples have dinner together when in reality they are just cycling couples like slot machine.
Those guys are a double dining slut.
When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time
That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!
The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.
"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"
The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"
John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"
A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.