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The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.
Clark Magnet High School? No, you’re saying it wrong. Its Clark Magnet HOE school.
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A fake ass school with fake ass relationships and friends. The teachers don’t do anything. Everyone’s about reputation and half the school does drugs and has herpes
Green river high school is a...
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located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.
"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"
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A “early college” high school located deep between GhettoWood and JunkieValley, the football players push piya sticks up each other’s asses. im not sure how we call the teachers teachers. not to mention previous faculty members have been fired from having chew in their lips during school hours. most of the students vape or smoke weed. the upper class men are heavily given too many get out of jail cards. waste valley is also know for its very HORNY kids just like the other schools but we take it one extra step we have a “Virginity Tree” if you fuck on school grounds you take your shoes you fucked in and throw them up into the tree, the teachers clearly know about this and do nothing..like the fucking tree is right where we all get out shity lunch that’s not even fit for a dog. you can find some cool people but it’s few and slim.
wannabe gangster - do you go to west valley high school?
stoners - nahh we go to waste valley
ps. Masson S. and Ben B. are pussies
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this school sucks major peepee. Its full of Jack wagon O' tools. Everyone in this school is so pathetic they either have to have sex with everyone they come in contact with or they blow someone for the amount of weed thats about the size of an asian penis. everyone here is fake and there are only a select few of classy people.
I hate Mountain Vista High School, this place sucks, everyones rich and cocky!
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Nan hua high school, an amazing school where fabulous ppl study at, hottest boys in town and have ppl with the best humour. Awesome teachers & delicious food sold in the canteen.
AHH that guy's from nan hua high school, sooo freaking hottt.
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Mount Hebron, here is the REAL definition. Girls lacrosse players think they are awesome when in actuality these are the best years of their life and theyre going to grow up to be just like their moms, pop out a few dozen kids and eventually become chubby, depressed alcoholics. Boys lacrosse players are just retarded, dont know how to spell 'lacrosse' so they just call it lax, and are going to grow up to be 'baby daddys', live in Town and Country and work at Highs because they have to pay child support. The rest of sports teams are okay kids, because they all pretty much pale in comparison to the asshole lacrosse ones. Half of the teachers have been there for fourteen thousand years and the other half are about 21 and were taught by the first half. A good 25 percent of the students either do not, or choose not to, speak english. The building itself is dirty,
either from rat shit or from the team of four old ass people that 'clean' the school. But really they are smoking pot in the bathrooms by the cafeteria. Between classes, if you go to the bathroom, you can almost ALWAYS encounter a drug deal. The room numbers make NO sense. And 'up'and 'down' staircases, well dont even worry about that. You might run it to a bake out on the closed staircases though, especially if you go to the one by the art rooms. The drama kids are lame and they think they are actually going to entertain someday, since they were in the Sankey Productions. Come on, a gay math teacher whose equally gay wife acts as his beard? But the plays WERE good. And the sets were built by the only rednecks that went therel, who hung out in the back of their pickups blasting country after school. The band kids are talented too, but they have far too much sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but they did it IN the building. Then there are the gay guys (thats what all that fluffly, polo wearing parenting will do to a boy) who youve known about since freshman year and then finally, a year after graduation, find out about for real on facebook (interested in: Men) Young life is slowly trying to take over the school. Fliers can be found all over the floors along with the rest of the shit, and in the hands of all the second string preppy kids who are trying to find meaning in their lives because they get benched. And when they FINALLY get married and they
FINALLY have sex, they are going to push out a bunch of jesus freaks just like them. And they all live in the mount hebron neighborhood. Finally, there are the kids you see at graduation rehearsal, and you think to yourself 'Who the fuck is that guy?' It was a fun four years, mostly because you always had someone to
mock. They were the best for the kids that kept themselves from being a walking stereotype. And even though the suicide rate is so much higher because of the horribly difficult classes, when you leave the shit hole, youre ready for higher education. To all of the above, we only need to say, "Come on now, you know its true."
Mount Hebron High School is a petri dish for walking sterotypical tards.
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