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I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate
Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
A PEDIFILE, leave me alone bitch!
jack <3:let me eat yo ass
me: FUCK OFF!
A PEDOFILE, leave me alone bitch.
signed Lucius
jack <3: let me eat yo ass
me: fuck off!
The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
his capability to rizz up girls in spanish
damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz