sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

ejaculation of life

As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dude I did the ejaculation of life last night on my girlfriend, she gagged for it

Villans gay life

An Awesome Series Of Videos

I watched Villans gay life lastnight

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a life

something i will probably never get

get a life

a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

a life

something you don't have

seriously, just get a life

A life

Something you don’t have 👶🏼 And neither do I do I can’t say anything 🤨

Brian:do you have a life
You:haha no
Brian: haha

You: no seriously

Brian:😀