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When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart
Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy
friday; ass fart friday that is
“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”
Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?
Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.
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if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil
damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!
1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.
Raw Fart
When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”
Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW