An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"
I hope you understand :)
Example:
Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:
GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN
Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.
OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.
When you fart, then slurp it, and do this again and again.
Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping noises*
Noé - Please stop.
Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.
*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.
When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles
oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting