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Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022


Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 01, 2022


Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020


Penis Til Dig

"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.

Penis til dig, Bo.

-Tak og i lige måde:)

Penis til jer gutter.

Vi ses og penis til jer.

by Timofu Senpai November 06, 2020


Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 14, 2021


Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 13, 2021


WHAT IS A PENIS

a penis

"WHAT IS A PENIS"
"penis"

by penis !!!! February 09, 2021