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son and daughter: we love you mom.
mom: thanks kids :D
the end.
Kid: Mom can you give me some money
Mom: I'm not made out of money!
Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?
A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.
Mom I love you.
Mom, Happy Mothers day!
A charming personality that fucked my dad and showed her vagina to a doctor to push my wet body out of there
I love my mom! She pushed me out of her vagina
MoM Stands for Maidens of Magica.
(Maidens of Magica)
Hey man, do you want to play MoM tonight?
Yes ofcourse! Maidens of Magica is my favourite game!
“Mom” is an abbreviation of “Made Of Money”
“hey mom can you by me a PS5 pls?”
“no.”